After taking a long play through Bayonetta, I’ve changed my opinion about it from what I have seen in the commercials. Bayonetta, for me was a great, frenzied, and much more forgiving action game than when I played Devil May Cry. I did enjoy the experience overall, and I hope from these words you’ll see why and possibly try it yourself as well.
So who/what is Bayonetta?

Bayonetta is one of the last remaining Umbra Witches from the time of the Middle Ages. This group, without giving away too many spoilers, is one of the two groups of magical women who overlooked humanity and helped to make sure it didn’t fall into ruin. The player finds Bayonetta and a mobster trying to take out the legions of angels that are coming after her and trying to destroy the world. Through the course of her utter decimation of these beasts, she ends up finding out more and more about her past, an interesting set of characters (a bar owner who gives Bayonetta new guns, techniques, and information; a journalist who is trying to find out the past of the Umbra Witches, who also has the eyes for Bayonetta (there’s a lot of humorous moments with him in action eying her, and also just getting into a lot of trouble); and a crazy priest who is trying to take over the world), and a whole range of environments and ridiculously hard puzzles and fights that will make you want to cry and shout at the television – I know I did many, many times (but not as many as
Devil May Cry).

And the reason for this comparison? Bayonetta plays very similarly to
Devil May Cry, but also has its differences. Both games require super-fast reflexes, dodging, and killing of thousands of enemies. Both games also have a rating system of how fast, accurately, and how easily you fly through the levels. If you do well, you can get a ton of bonuses to your health, attack, and magic that can help you survive against the worst of challenges. Bayonetta is a little more graceful than Dante, as she can dodge pretty much anything. The caveat to this is that the designers want you to put yourself in danger often: dodging at the last possible second activates “Witch Time”, which slows down everything and you can send out a ton of pain very quickly. Bayonetta also can send her leather clothing out in the form of demons to attack enemies, too, which is not only a satisfying ending for many of the boss battles, but is good for those who enjoy fan service (there’s a ton of this in the game – a ton of it – I had many facepalms when there were cutscenes that were seeping with this). Bayonetta’s guns also do more damage than Dante’s, which is great, because that’s the style of action I prefer: keeping enemies at bay instead of bringing the hero/heroine into extreme danger (and my own frustration), although this is the exact opposite of what the designers want the player to do.
The Good Parts

There was a lot of good fun in
Bayonetta. The story was pretty well-done, and was one of the only things that kept me playing. I loved the transformation of the characters, especially Bayonetta herself. Originally, she started out as a slightly general awesome heroine who can pretty much kill anything that comes her way. Through the course of the story, though, you get to see her transform into a protective mother who actually cares about the people around her: it’s no longer business as usual to her – the people, and the world, matter (which reminded me why I loved the
Witchblade anime so much). It felt really, really empowering to be Bayonetta, as you could feel her attitude and motherly love in the controller as you were playing through the levels and the harrowing challenges that the designers threw at you. If I were female, I would definitely want to make a cosplay out of her; she’s quite a powerful and fun personality to be and also to watch. As a fellow gamer, I can understand and respect those who want to cosplay her even more now. While in number of words this may be outweighed by the number of things that were absolutely frustrating and annoying about this game, I enjoyed it so much that it made most of what comes next seem not as bad. The art style of the game and the costume designs were also superb.
Oh, and one of the other best parts is the satisfaction of knocking down large enemies with Bayonetta’s hair, sword, punches, kicks, and torture attacks. For all the frustration, this satisfaction of completely owning many of the enemies is completely worth it.
The Annoyances and Frustration
In simple terms, this game is not for those who want something that is fun and mostly doable from the get-go. Just like Devil May Cry, this game is very, very punishing. If you don’t learn how to put yourself in and out of danger, you’ll find yourself dying every 5 minutes (which happened to me a lot, for many of the reasons that follow). This comes to my first critique: the inconsistent cuing for Witch Time. The game teaches you how to do Witch Time relatively easily in the first few levels: they put guards that come right up to you and swing relatively slowly. Then the framerate will drop for about a half-second. It’s at this point the player needs to press right-trigger (I’m on a 360) to evade and activate Witch Time. As the game goes on, this doesn’t always happen: with large projectiles like buildings and meteors that get thrown at Bayonneta, this camera cuing will happen, but pretty much ceases to happen against most of the regular enemies that she has to kill. Later on, though, to obfuscate this issue even more, Bayonetta gets the ability to negate damage by pressing right-trigger at the exact moment of getting damaged. Why is this frustrating? Because normally before this point I’ve already pressed right-trigger to evade the attack, but can’t really see that I’ve already gotten damaged. So this basically turns into a controlled evade-spam on the controller, which isn’t the most of fun.

Just like many of the games that have come out today, this game also inherits the model of interactive animated sequences, or what has been termed “quick-time events”. These should just die in a fire, in my opinion, as they pretty much remove all fun from the game and turn the game into a pre-planned movie where the player has to see him/herself die multiple times before getting to the end of it (which is why I still yell at
Resident Evil 4 to this day, even though I enjoyed it). There are a lot of these in this game: during boss fights, during regular fights, and during many of the cutscenes. I died a lot in this game because these would just hit me out of the blue, and I wouldn’t be able to react. I’m still under the belief that I should be in control during the gaming and cutscene experience. A cutscene is a reward, and I should be able to enjoy it as part of the natural progression of the game. I shouldn’t have to skip through it up to the point where I have to react and pray that I get it right in time to only move a little bit forward and then die many times over. This lack of cuing is hopefully something that will get better as more games are created, or maybe adapted to fit a better medium of control (maybe this might be better on a touch-screen?). To improve on this, as a designer, I would either not put these in the game to reinforce this view of control, or do a better job of letting the player know these are coming up (e.g. longer window of time, utilization of a fixed camera angle that would let me know something is coming, a cue from Bayonetta herself (like a voiceover or something), or some other equivalent) would greatly shift the emphasis of the game back on the action in the story’s progression, rather than arbitrary moments. This cuing is also poor during the game’s two critical moments, where the player has to guide a bullet/projectile to a destination but has no idea that the player is in control because the game looks like a cutscene at the moment. Had I not read ahead in the GameFAQ, I would have been even more upset with this game.
And on another note, there’s a lot of button spamming during these challenges, especially to get to the best rankings. I also really, really don’t like having to press a lot of buttons over and over again, especially when I have to repeat the same challenges multiple times over.
The other main critique that I have is that this game transitions to other types of games at the drop of the hat, for many times of no apparent reason other than the game designers wanted it to be difficult or what they think is cool. There are: motorcycle events, jumping challenges, gunning events, and Ikaruga-like challenges, all of which inherit the same annoyances and challenges of the main Bayonetta experience. There was even a rafting challenge, and out of all of these random challenges (it was a boss battle), it was the easiest and most naturally-controlled out of all of them. During motorcycle events, thousands of things keep coming at you from in front, all of which you must destroy and avoid at the same time (all the while, to get the best rating, you should evade right at the point where it is about to hit you, which the game makes hard to time). This wouldn’t be too hard, except that Bayonetta’s awesome hat and hair covers everything in front of her: so by the time you see something you need to avoid, it’s already too late. I had to drive like a drunkard while holding down the shooting button to get any idea as to where I was supposed to be going. This was the same for the Ikaruga-like challenges, except throwing in the fact that the game doesn’t auto-invert the axes for you, so you’ll probably die or get hurt many times before actually getting adjusted to the new control set. The same also goes for the Angel Attack gunning challenges, but those weren’t too bad, as I ended up getting slightly used to having normal axes for this FPS challenge. There were also a couple of challenges were the designers had Bayonetta in a turret, where she has to kill not only the giant boss in front of her, but the thousands of missiles that the boss throws at her. Miss one, which happens a lot because the turret covers some of them (and also the explosions do too), and your life will pretty much instantly go down to zero. And no idea on how to activate Witch Time during this, even though sometimes it would randomly turn on as I would leave the turret. Good job, designers – more like fail.
Basically what this boils down to is that the gameplay especially reinforces the character design: what many male players might deem as complete perfection in a woman. And that type of play style leads to a game that is utterly compelling in its story, but leaves the player utterly destroyed if they don’t know how to understand what the game is telling them. At the end of the day, I had a good time with this game, but it left me shaking my head in frustration at how I can be able to play this game on any of the harder levels.
I’d recommend this if you loved Devil May Cry, or want a really, really powerful story involving the themes of love and protection. If you’re in it for the story, I’d recommend playing it on the easier levels unless you’re wanting to get punished, like I did. It’s not just a fanservice game like I originally thought, but a game about a protective mother who is fast and can take out legions of enemy angels.